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Kill n1ggers. Behead n1ggers. Roundhouse kick a n1gger into the concrete. Slam dunk a n1gger baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy blacks. Defecate in a n1ggers food. Launch n1ggers into the sun. Stir fry n1ggers in a wok. Toss n1ggers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a n1ggers gas tank. Judo throw n1ggers into a wood chipper. Twist n1ggers heads off. Report n1ggers to the IRS. Karate chop n1ggers in half. Curb stomp pregnant black n1ggers. Trap n1ggers in quicksand. Liquefy n1ggers in a vat of acid. Eat n1ggers. Dissect n1ggers. Exterminate n1ggers in the gas chamber. Stomp n1gger skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate n1ggers in the oven. Lobotomize n1ggers. Mandatory abortions for n1ggers. Grind n1gger fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown n1ggers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize n1ggers with a ray gun. Kick old n1ggers down the stairs. Feed n1ggers to alligators. Slice n1ggers with a katana. Put a bomb in a n1ggers mouth. Throw knives at n1ggers. Inflate n1ggers until they pop. Send n1ggers into a blackhole. Castrate n1ggers. Feed n1ggers poisoned food. Force n1ggers to walk the plank. Push n1ggers into a pit. Kneel on a n1ggers neck. Curse n1ggers with a spell. Stuff n1gger babies into the washing machine and turn it on. Flatten n1ggers with a tank. Pop a n1ggers car tire. Strike n1gger children with a ruler. Make n1ggers swim in the Mariana Trench. Cut off a n1ggers limbs. Airdrop n1ggers into Antarctica. Throw n1ggers off the boat. Pressurize n1ggers into fine crystals. Light fireworks in a n1ggers @ss. Falcon-punch a n1gger in the face. Make n1ggers into fiction. Blow n1ggers heads off with grenade launchers. Blow n1ggers brains open with a sniper rifle. Lock n1ggers in a cage and drown them underwater. Nail n1ggers to a cross and stab them. Run over n1ggers with a tank feet-first. Crush n1ggers with a press. Attack n1ggers with acid. Boil n1ggers in a pan. Lock n1ggers inside a brazen bull. Burn n1ggers alive. Drag n1ggers across a wall of spikes. Pour molten lava on n1ggers. Quarter n1ggers. Impale n1ggers on a pike. Tenderize n1ggers with a mallet. Ionise n1ggers in a m@ss spectrometer. | |||
|Bridge | |Bridge | ||
|Repairs the broken bridge in [[The Mountain|the mountains]].<br />''The broken bridge east of [[the Mines]] will be repaired, enabling access to the [[Quarry]].'' | |Repairs the broken bridge in [[The Mountain|the mountains]].<br />''The broken bridge east of [[the Mines]] will be repaired, enabling access to the [[Quarry]].'' | ||
Revision as of 00:52, 16 September 2025
Kill n1ggers. Behead n1ggers. Roundhouse kick a n1gger into the concrete. Slam dunk a n1gger baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy blacks. Defecate in a n1ggers food. Launch n1ggers into the sun. Stir fry n1ggers in a wok. Toss n1ggers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a n1ggers gas tank. Judo throw n1ggers into a wood chipper. Twist n1ggers heads off. Report n1ggers to the IRS. Karate chop n1ggers in half. Curb stomp pregnant black n1ggers. Trap n1ggers in quicksand. Liquefy n1ggers in a vat of acid. Eat n1ggers. Dissect n1ggers. Exterminate n1ggers in the gas chamber. Stomp n1gger skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate n1ggers in the oven. Lobotomize n1ggers. Mandatory abortions for n1ggers. Grind n1gger fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown n1ggers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize n1ggers with a ray gun. Kick old n1ggers down the stairs. Feed n1ggers to alligators. Slice n1ggers with a katana. Put a bomb in a n1ggers mouth. Throw knives at n1ggers. Inflate n1ggers until they pop. Send n1ggers into a blackhole. Castrate n1ggers. Feed n1ggers poisoned food. Force n1ggers to walk the plank. Push n1ggers into a pit. Kneel on a n1ggers neck. Curse n1ggers with a spell. Stuff n1gger babies into the washing machine and turn it on. Flatten n1ggers with a tank. Pop a n1ggers car tire. Strike n1gger children with a ruler. Make n1ggers swim in the Mariana Trench. Cut off a n1ggers limbs. Airdrop n1ggers into Antarctica. Throw n1ggers off the boat. Pressurize n1ggers into fine crystals. Light fireworks in a n1ggers @ss. Falcon-punch a n1gger in the face. Make n1ggers into fiction. Blow n1ggers heads off with grenade launchers. Blow n1ggers brains open with a sniper rifle. Lock n1ggers in a cage and drown them underwater. Nail n1ggers to a cross and stab them. Run over n1ggers with a tank feet-first. Crush n1ggers with a press. Attack n1ggers with acid. Boil n1ggers in a pan. Lock n1ggers inside a brazen bull. Burn n1ggers alive. Drag n1ggers across a wall of spikes. Pour molten lava on n1ggers. Quarter n1ggers. Impale n1ggers on a pike. Tenderize n1ggers with a mallet. Ionise n1ggers in a m@ss spectrometer.
|Bridge
|Repairs the broken bridge in the mountains.
The broken bridge east of the Mines will be repaired, enabling access to the Quarry.
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25,000g
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|Greenhouse
|Repairs the old ruins on the farm, turning it into a greenhouse.
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35,000g
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|Bus
|Repairs the bus that runs to the Calico Desert.
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40,000g
|}
Prices
The cost of seeds, Grass Starter, Sugar, Wheat Flour, and Rice at JojaMart are higher than at Pierre's General Store, with one exception: Sunflower Seeds are
125g at JojaMart, and
200g at Pierre's. After the player purchases a Joja membership, prices are the same as at Pierre's (with the exception of Sunflower Seeds, which sell for
100g at Joja).
The prices of Joja Cola, the J. Cola Light, Wallpaper (including Joja wallpaper) and Flooring do not change after purchasing a Joja membership.
Permanent Stock
| Image | Name | Description | Price |
|---|---|---|---|
| Joja Cola | The flagship product of Joja corporation. | ||
| Joja Furniture Catalogue | Grants one (1) lifetime subscription to the Official Joja THRIVE Collection, featuring 40 exclusive furniture pieces! | ||
| Joja Wallpaper | Decorates the walls of one room. | ||
| J. Cola Light | Can be placed inside your house. | ||
| Grass Starter | Place this on your farm to start a new patch of grass. | ||
| Sugar | Adds sweetness to pastries and candies. Too much can be unhealthy. | ||
| Wheat Flour | A common cooking ingredient made from crushed wheat seeds. | ||
| Rice | A basic grain often served under vegetables. | ||
| Auto-Petter (only if Joja Warehouse route completed) | Joja Co. patented technology for coops and barns. Keeps your animals content, but can't replace the full benefit of human touch. Hand-petting can be provided to supplement. | ||
| Wallpaper (Random each day) | Decorates the walls of one room. | ||
| Flooring (Random each day) | Decorates the floor of one room. |
Spring Stock
| Image | Name | Description | Price |
|---|---|---|---|
| Parsnip Seeds | Plant these in the spring. Takes 4 days to mature. | ||
| Bean Starter | Plant these in the spring. Takes 10 days to mature, but keeps producing after that. Grows on a trellis. | ||
| Cauliflower Seeds | Plant these in the spring. Takes 12 days to produce a large cauliflower. | ||
| Potato Seeds | Plant these in the spring. Takes 6 days to mature, and has a chance of yielding multiple potatoes at harvest. | ||
| Tulip Bulb | Plant in spring. Takes 6 days to produce a colorful flower. Assorted colors. | ||
| Kale Seeds | Plant these in the spring. Takes 6 days to mature. Harvest with the scythe. | ||
| Jazz Seeds | Plant in spring. Takes 7 days to produce a blue puffball flower. |
Summer Stock
| Image | Name | Description | Price |
|---|---|---|---|
| Tomato Seeds | Plant these in the summer. Takes 11 days to mature, and continues to produce after first harvest. | ||
| Pepper Seeds | Plant these in the summer. Takes 5 days to mature, and continues to produce after first harvest. | ||
| Wheat Seeds | Plant these in the summer or fall. Takes 4 days to mature. Harvest with the scythe. | ||
| Radish Seeds | Plant these in the summer. Takes 6 days to mature. | ||
| Melon Seeds | Plant these in the summer. Takes 12 days to mature. | ||
| Hops Starter | Plant these in the summer. Takes 11 days to grow, but keeps producing after that. Grows on a trellis. | ||
| Poppy Seeds | Plant in summer. Produces a bright red flower in 7 days. | ||
| Spangle Seeds | Plant in summer. Takes 8 days to produce a vibrant tropical flower. Assorted colors. | ||
| Sunflower Seeds | Plant in summer or fall. Takes 8 days to produce a large sunflower. Yields more seeds at harvest. |
Fall Stock
| Image | Name | Description | Price |
|---|---|---|---|
| Corn Seeds | Plant these in the summer or fall. Takes 14 days to mature, and continues to produce after first harvest. | ||
| Eggplant Seeds | Plant these in the fall. Takes 5 days to mature, and continues to produce after first harvest. | ||
| Pumpkin Seeds | Plant these in the fall. Takes 13 days to mature. | ||
| Amaranth Seeds | Plant these in the fall. Takes 7 days to grow. Harvest with the scythe. | ||
| Grape Starter | Plant these in the fall. Takes 10 days to grow, but keeps producing after that. Grows on a trellis. | ||
| Yam Seeds | Plant these in the fall. Takes 10 days to mature. | ||
| Bok Choy Seeds | Plant these in the fall. Takes 4 days to mature. | ||
| Cranberry Seeds | Plant these in the fall. Takes 7 days to mature, and continues to produce after first harvest. | ||
| Sunflower Seeds | Plant in summer or fall. Takes 8 days to produce a large sunflower. Yields more seeds at harvest. | ||
| Fairy Seeds | Plant in fall. Takes 12 days to produce a mysterious flower. Assorted Colors. | ||
| Wheat Seeds | Plant these in the summer or fall. Takes 4 days to mature. Harvest with the scythe. |
Trivia
- On Fridays (before the Community Center is complete) Jodi may say, "The food at JojaMart might not be the healthiest for my family, but with such low prices you'd be crazy to shop anywhere else!" even though most items are more expensive at JojaMart than at Pierre's. She may, however, have a Joja membership or Pierre may offer the player discounts to encourage vegetable sales. This is further referenced to in Penny's dialogue "Since mom started shopping at JojaMart she's been able to afford more than shopping at Pierre's ever did!"
- The achievement "Joja Co. Member Of The Year" requires purchasing all of the Joja Community Development Form projects, which takes at least six days; one day to build the Joja Warehouse after purchasing a Joja membership, and one day each for the five projects.
- The 'Joja' logo has a striking similarity to WatchMojo's, a popular corporate YouTube channel.
- There is no music of any kind inside of JojaMart.
- It is possible to interact with the shelves to see what item it has on it.
- A cold section in the back advertises "fish" and "milk," but neither product is available for sale to the player.
- If the Community Center is completed, Sam goes to work at the Museum and Shane becomes unemployed.
- Items sold at Pierre's but not at JojaMart are:
- General items: Bouquet, Catalogue, and the Grass Starter Recipe.
- Cooking ingredients: Oil, and Vinegar.
- Seeds: Corn Seeds in Summer (both stores have them in the Fall), Garlic Seeds, Rice Shoot, Blueberry Seeds, Red Cabbage Seeds, Artichoke Seeds.
- Fertilizers: Basic Fertilizer, Quality Fertilizer, Basic Retaining Soil, Quality Retaining Soil, Speed-Gro, and Deluxe Speed-Gro.
- Fruit Tree saplings: Cherry Sapling, Apricot Sapling, Orange Sapling, Peach Sapling, Pomegranate Sapling, and Apple Sapling.
- Pierre's Missing Stocklist doesn't affect JojaMart, meaning that Pierre's is the only place where you will be able to buy out-of-season seeds.
Gallery
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JojaMart out of business during winter.
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Interior
History
- 1.3.27: Removed the interaction cursor from the box behind the mart.
- 1.4: Joja Membership cannot be purchased until after the Community Center is unlocked.
| Buildings | ||
|---|---|---|
| Merchants | Abandoned House • Adventurer's Guild • Blacksmith • Bookseller • Carpenter's Shop • Casino • Desert Trader • Fish Shop • Giant Stump • Harvey's Clinic • Ice Cream Stand • Island Trader • JojaMart • Marnie's Ranch • Oasis • Pierre's General Store • Qi's Walnut Room • The Stardrop Saloon • Traveling Cart • Volcano Dwarf • Wizard's Tower | |
| Houses | 1 River Road • 2 River Road • 1 Willow Lane • 2 Willow Lane • 24 Mountain Road • Elliott's Cabin • Farmhouse • Island Farmhouse • Leah's Cottage • Mayor's Manor • Tent • Trailer • Treehouse | |
| Farm Buildings | Farming | Barn • Cabin • Coop • Fish Pond • Greenhouse • Mill • Pet Bowl • Shed • Silo • Slime Hutch • Stable • Well |
| Special | Desert Obelisk • Earth Obelisk • Farm Obelisk • Gold Clock • Island Obelisk • Junimo Hut • Water Obelisk | |
| Other Buildings | Community Center • Dog Pen • Island Field Office • Joja Warehouse • Movie Theater • Museum • Spa • Witch's Hut | |



































